UNFORTUNATELY ...

Context: MCA /M.Sc Placement Assignment : Write a Tragic Story with a twist in 15 minutes
Authors: Prerna, Subikka, Pankti, Jharna, Priyanka

There is this guy.He goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about what this fellow is going to do, watch as this man jumps.

However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. The two men who were watching this are so amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are stunned!! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and splat!UNFORTUNATELY they couldn't feel the airvent or catch the updraft and made a mess hitting all over the ground.They DIED.

Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real when you're drunk!"